eric-the-f***-p.: Here's my impression of ultra-right wing Christians' reaction to anything Obama says in regards to the Middle East,...
OH SHIT GUYS GET DOWN. CHRISTIANITY IS UNDER ATTACK. OMG!! AAAAAAGH
MY CROSS HAS BEEN SET ON FIRE AND IT’S NOT EVEN A RALLY TONIGHT!! NOOOOOOOO.
MY CHURCH IS BEING OVERRUN BY GAY ATHEISTS DRIVING HYBRID CARS. NOOOOOOO.
SOMEBODY TOOK MY BIBLE AND REPLACED IT WITH A GODDAMN KORAN.
WHERE’S A CHICK FILA SANDWICH WHEN YOU NEED IT!
I COULD POSSIBLY STITCH A BUNCH OF CHICK FIL A SANDWICHES TOGETHER INTO A BALLISTICS SANDWICH VEST SO IT COULD FORM A PROTECTIVE BARRIER TO PROTECT ME FROM BULLETS AND EVEN THE DEVIL.
AW MAH LAWD OBAMA IS GONNA TAKE CHRISTIANITY AND FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET EVEN THOUGH WE MAINTAIN A 75% MAJORITY AND OPPRESS GAYS, NON-CHRISTIANS AND WOMEN BY TELLING THEM THAT THEY SHOULD FOLLOW OUR SPIRITUAL GUIDELINES!!
AAARRRGH. BUSH WOULDN’T LET THIS HAPPEN! BUSH WOULD NOT LET THIS HAPPEN!
I’LL BE GAWDDAMN IF I LET THIS ANTI-CHRIST SOCIALIST TRY TO TELL ME THAT I CAN’T FORCE MY VALUES ON SOMEBODY ELSE. HE’S SUCKIN THE ISLAMS DICK. THAT’S WHAT HE’S DOIN’. I’LL BE GODDAMN.
GEORGE WASHINGTON DIDN’T RIDE A DINOSAUR FROM FRANCE TO COME HERE TO BE TOLD THAT HE COULDN’T PRAY TO JESUS CHRIIIIST!!
I HAVE A RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH DAMMIT! I HAVE A RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH BUT YOU DON’T BECAUSE YOU TRYIN TO TAKE MY BIBLE. IF YOU TRY TO TAKE MY BIBLE I’LL BLOW YOUR EVERLOVIN HEAD OFF.
GOD BLESS YEW.
